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102 Best Friend Quotes That Capture Your Special Bond
The older we get, the more we discover the importance of friendships. Our best friends are often the people who know and understand us the most. They motivate us to be the best versions of ourselves and always find a way to make us laugh.
Whether you grew up with someone by your side and plan to be best friends forever, or you just met and feel like you have already known them for a lifetime, spending time with friends can bring out our inner children and refresh the soul. These bonds should be cherished and nurtured consistently.
One of the best ways to connect with your friends? Simply talk to them. The words that you say to your besties (especially the long-distance ones) carry weight and meaning. Whether you like to send them best friend songs with meaningful lyrics or you text your bestie daily to remind them how much they mean to you, what you say can make a difference.
Even though there is so much that we want to tell our friends, it can often be difficult to put our feelings into words. So we've rounded up some best friend quotes to make the process a little bit easier!
Funny best friend quotes"There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship." — Thomas Aquinas
"To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship." — Sallust
"My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane." — Matt Schucker
"I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends — and my friends are hilarious." — Issa Rae
"As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there's no denying we'd be a little less rich without them." — Gossip Girl, "Gossip Girl"
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad." — Arnold H. Glasgow
"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." — Jim Hayes
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!" — Bronwyn Polson
"A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside." — Winnie the Pooh
"How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em." — Shel Silverstein
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." — Bernard Meltzer
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." — Linda Grayson
"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." — Arnold H. Glasgow
"Friendship is a wildly underrated medication." — Anna Deavere Smith
to like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship (TODAY Illustration)
Short and sweet best friend quotes"Best friend isn't a person; it's a tier." — Mindy Kaling
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend." — Bill Watterson
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." — Walter Winchell
"A single rose can be my garden … a single friend, my world." — Leo Buscaglia
"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." — Euripides
"Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years." — Richard Bach
"Friendship's the wine of life." — Edward Young
"One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood." — Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"When the world is so complicated, the simple gift of friendship is within all of our hands." — Maria Shriver
"Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends." — Virginia Woolf
"Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends." — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"It's not that diamonds are a girl's best friend, but it's your best friends who are your diamonds." — Gina Barreca
"What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it." — C.S. Lewis
"Friendship isn't a big thing — it's a million little things." — Paulo Coelho
"Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer." — Jean de la Fontaine
"Friends are medicine for a wounded heart, and vitamins for a hopeful soul." — Steve Maraboli
"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." — Jim Morrison
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have." — Irish Proverb
"Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend." ― Sarah Dessen, Someone Like You
"If you have one true friend you have more than your share." ― Thomas Fuller
when the world is so complicated, the simple of gift of friendship is within all of our hands (TODAY Illustration)
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend." — Bill Watterson, "Calvin and Hobbes"
"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." — Muhammad Ali
"Anything is possible when you have the right people there to support you." — Misty Copeland
"True friends are like diamonds — bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style." — Nicole Richie
"A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same." — Elbert Hubbard
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.M. That matter." — Marlene Dietrich
"I have a best friend in my life who I know is my soulmate." — Lili Reinhart
"A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails." — Donna Roberts
"A friend is someone who makes it easy to believe in yourself." — Heidi Wills
"Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity." — Khalil Gibson
"Friendships between women, as any woman will tell you, are built of a thousand small kindnesses... Swapped back and forth and over again," — Michelle Obama, Becoming
"Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them." —Anna Taylor
"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose." — Tennessee Williams
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget." — G. Randolf
"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." — Henry Ford
"A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world." — Leo Buscaglia
"The best mirror is an old friend." — George Herbert
"Nearly everything I know about love, I've learnt from my long-term friendships with women." — Dolly Alderton, Everything I Know About Love
"A friend is one soul abiding in two bodies." — Aristotle
"Friends are relatives you make for yourself." — Eustache Deschamps
"A true friend is for ever a friend." — George MacDonald
"The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one." — Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief." — Joseph Addison
"That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart." — Kristin Hannah
"I guess no one stays friends for more than thirty years without broken hearts along the way." — Kristin Hannah, Firefly Lane
"No friendship is an accident." — O. Henry
"A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face." — Maya Angelou, Letter to My Daughter
"If we treated ourselves as well as we treated our best friend, can you imagine?" — Meghan Markle
"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer." — Ed Cunningham
"Friends are the siblings God never gave us." — Mencius
"Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them." — Francesco Guicciardini
"Women's friendships are like a renewable source of power." — Jane Fonda
"There's nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend. Nothing." — Jennifer Aniston
life is partly what we make it, and partly what is made by the friends we choose (TODAY Illustration)
Meaningful best friend quotes"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together." — Woodrow Wilson
"Maybe friendship is being the guardian of another person's hope. Leave it with me and I'll look after it for a while, if it feels too heavy for now." — Dolly Alderton, Ghosts
" I have no duty to be anyone's Friend and no man in the world has a duty to be mine. No claims, no shadow of necessity. Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself (for God did not need to create). It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival." — C.S. Lewis
"I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends. They have literally gotten me up out of bed, taken my clothes off, put me in the shower, dressed me, said, 'Hey, you can do this,' put my high heels on and pushed me out the door!" — Reese Witherspoon
"I still have friends from primary school. And my two best girlfriends are from secondary school. I don't have to explain anything to them. I don't have to apologize for anything. They know. There's no judgment in any way." — Emma Watson
"I hadn't ever thought that a man could love me in the same way that my friends love me; that I could love a man with the same commitment and care with which I love them. Maybe all this time I had been in a great marriage without even realising."— Dolly Alderton, Everything I Know About Love
"Because you are my oldest friend. Because, once, when I was at my lowest, you saved me." — Gabrielle Zevin, Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow
"One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about. We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don't have to make it official. It just is." — Mindy Kaling
"You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With old friends, you've got your whole life in common." — Lyle Lovett
"There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves; it is not my nature." — Jane Austen
"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." — Marcel Proust
"I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar." — Robert Brault
"The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?" — Eugene Kennedy
"Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends." — Truman Capote
"A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow." — William Shakespeare
"The truth is, no matter how lonely you might feel, you're never going through anything alone ... You can choose your family." — Jennifer Lopez
"Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing." ― Elie Wiesel
"One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human." — George Santayana
"There are three things that grow more precious with age: old wood to burn, old books to read and old friends to enjoy." — Henry Ford
"Growing apart doesn't change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I'm glad for that." — Ally Condie
"Never leave a friend behind. Friends are all we have to get us through this life—and they are the only things from this world that we could hope to see in the next." — Dean Koontz
"In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit." — Albert Schweitzer
"True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side." — Josh Grayson
"Close friends are truly life's treasures. Sometimes they know us better than we know ourselves. With gentle honesty, they are there to guide and support us, to share our laughter and our tears. Their presence reminds us that we are never really alone." — Vincent Van Gogh
true friendship resists time, distance and silence (TODAY Illustration)
"Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over." — Octavia Butler
"Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world." — John Evelyn
"Friendship takes work. Finding friends, nurturing friendships, scheduling face time, it all takes a tremendous amount of work. But it's worth it. If you put in the effort, you'll see the rewards of positive friends who will make your life extraordinary." — Maya Angelou
"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable." — David Tyson
"True friends are always together in spirit." — L.M. Montgomery
"True friendship resists time, distance and silence." — Isabel Allende
"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." — Helen Keller
"What I realize now in hindsight is that there is a natural ebb and flow to friendships. There are times you think there's nothing left between you, that you've hit the bottom, but the special ones survive, find ways of restoring themselves." — Colette McBeth
"The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart." — Elisabeth Foley
"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends leave footprints in your heart." — Eleanor Roosevelt
"It seems they had always been, and always would be, friends. Time could change, but not that." — Winnie the Pooh
This article was originally published on TODAY.Com
100 Funny Insults That'll Roast Your Friends And Foes
Funny insults for kids21. I do not have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
22. You have the attention span of an ice cream in July.
23. I will not have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed.
24. This looks like something I would draw with my left hand.
25. If you see the silly-kid catcher, you'd better hide!
26. Why do you look like an envelope with no address on it?
27. It appears that your brain cells are not holding hands right now.
28. You were a slippery baby.
29. May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
30. You have your entire life to be a knucklehead. You can take today off.
31. Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
32. You are proof that the universe has a sense of humor.
33. Where's your off button?
34. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're silly than open it and confirm their suspicions.
35. You must have gotten your brain from your other parent.
36. You changed your mind? Does this one work any better?
37. I'm surprised and pleased—but a little more surprised than pleased.
38. Sorry, it's hereditary.
39. Don't be a screen door on a submarine.
40. I know you are, but what am I?
Roasting your kids makes all those late nights worth it, doesn't it? If you want to up your game, these Shakespearean insults are educational as well as hilarious.
Funny insults for best friends41. It's great to see that you don't let your education get in the way of your ignorance.
42. Are you doing OK today? You look like the guy in the zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it quiet.
43. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
44. It's impossible to underestimate you.
45. Congratulations on being the top of the bell curve.
46. You're as sharp as a rubber ball.
47. I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
48. You're the reason tubes of toothpaste have instructions on them.
49. I bet your pH level is 14. Basic.
50. How do you not fall down more?
51. You're as deep as a puddle in a parking lot.
52. I just love that you don't care what people think.
53. You remind me of a slightly tilted picture frame.
54. Stupidity is not a crime. You're free to go.
55. You really should come with a warning label.
56. I would describe your personality as a vibrant shade of beige.
57. You're such a conversation starter. It gets underway as soon as you leave, that is.
58. You don't need to fear success. You have nothing to worry about.
59. A sharp tongue is not necessarily an indicator of a keen mind.
60. Is there an intermission to this drama?
What are best friends for? Trading funny insults, funny comebacks and funny obituaries, of course!
Funny insults for family61. Right now, you are as useful as a soup sandwich.
62. If you ever had a thought, it would die of loneliness.
63. I'm not saying you're ugly, but maybe you should start walking backward.
64. I bet you take more than 15 items through the express lane.
65. This is why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
66. You are an unessential vitamin.
67. You've never really embraced intelligence for yourself.
68. Who's using the family brain cell at the moment?
69. You have the charisma of a wet sock.
70. I have 90 billion nerves, and you're on every single one of them.
71. You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
72. It's just that you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
73. You are not the most gullible person on earth, but you'd better hope that person doesn't die.
74. Guess you're not as dumb as you look. How could you be?!
75. My life may be a joke, but it's not as funny as your outfit.
76. Your ambition outweighs your skills.
77. I don't understand, but I also don't care, so it works out nicely.
78. You should use glue instead of chapstick.
79. I may not be perfect, but at least I am not you.
80. Your life is more about regret management than goal achievement, isn't it?
What looks like a joke, but isn't? These anti-jokes, which will still make you laugh.
Autumn Jokes So Funny They'll Have *You* Turning Red And Falling On The Ground
September 23 marks the official start of autumn — though many people start celebrating early, pulling sweaters and boots out of storage and sipping pumpkin spice drinks as early as August! Whether you're in the 'bring on fall' crowd or prefer easing into the season, you're sure to get a kick out of autumn jokes. So we rounded up the best of the best: from jokes about scarecrows and pumpkins to funny cartoons and puns, these 26 autumn jokes are guaranteed to leave you laughing!
Bob Vojko
Laughter, leaves and trees oh my!Q: How did the tree get a new job?
A: She had the right qua-leaf-ications.
Q: What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
A: Paid leaf.
Q: What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
A: I'm falling for you.
If money grew on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!
Brenda
Pumpkin partyBob Vojko
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: Which pumpkins can swim the best?
A: The coast gourd.
Q: Who helps the pumpkins cross the road when they go to school?
A: The traffic gourd!
Q: What did the queasy pumpkin say?
A: I don't feel so gourd.
Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.
Q: Why didn't the scarecrow go to the dance?
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q: Why don't scarecrows eat?
A: They're already stuffed.
Q: Why didn't the scarecrow go to the scary movie?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
A: Stuffing.
The scarecrow got promoted. He was outstanding in his field.
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
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Fun with applesQ: What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?
A: You're nuts!
Q: What did the apple say to the pie baker?
A: Use cherries instead.
Q: Why did the apple pie cry?
A: Its peelings were hurt!
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half of a worm!
Did you hear about the guy who tried to grow an apple tree without a seed? His efforts were fruitless.
Mark Paris
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