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107 Halloween Instagram Captions That Are Spooktacular

No tricks, just treats with these Halloween Instagram captions that everyone will love.

If you're anything like me, you have probably been looking forward to this Halloween since last Halloween—possibly even planning what you're going to wear. And with all that effort that goes into your incredible Halloween costume ideas, or even your Halloween face paint ideas, it's no wonder that you want as many people as possible to see it. Here's where Instagram comes in. If you have the perfect photo to post but struggle to think of the best caption to pair with it, you're not alone. Coming up with an intriguing and witty caption is always the hardest part of the Instagram journey. To help get those creative juices flowing, we have rounded up some of the best Halloween Instagram captions for this year's post, with everything from funny captions, captions for couples, Halloween quotes and even some cheesy Halloween pick up lines. Get ready to rake in all the likes.

Funny Halloween captions

Creepin' it real.

Here for the boos.

Shake your BOOty.

Hot ghoul Halloween.

Howl about them apples?

Hocus Pocus and chill?

New face, who 'dis?

If the broom fits, fly it.

The ghostess with the mostest.

Boo Felicia.

Only a little bit batty.

Trick or tequila.

Bad and BOOgie.

Me-wow.

Get in loser, we're going haunting.

Bone Appétit.

This isn't a costume.

Felt spooky, might delete.

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This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

No tricks, just treats!

Too cute to spook.

Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

Too ghoul for school.

Have a boo-tiful night.

Trick or treat yo' self.

This witch likes wine.

If you've got it, haunt it.

Witch way to the candy?

I've been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.

HalloQueen.

Witching you a Happy Halloween.

Fangs you very much.

Pumped for pumpkins.

For even more cuteness, try out one of the best punny Halloween costumes this year.

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Ghouls just wanna have fun!

Boo from the crew.

A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.

Who run the world? Ghouls.

#SquadGhouls.

Fangs for the memories.

In ghoul company tonight.

Which witch is which?

Best fiends.

Hanging with my boos.

If you and your boo crew still haven't decided on a look, get inspired byq these clever group Halloween costumes.

rd.Com, Getty Images (2) Halloween captions for couples

You've got me under your spell.

I only have pumpkin pies for you.

The Pumpkin King of my heart.

Forever your Zom-bae.

You're just not my (blood) type.

You make me batty.

Me and my boo

Being with you is almost too gourd to be true.

We're so (candy) corny.

You and your partner with be the spookiest (and cutest) duo with these Halloween costume ideas for couples.

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Witch way are the treats?

Looking fur-ocious.

Ready to pawty.

Happy Howl-oween!

Love at first bite.

You're freaking meowt.

Pup-kin spice and everything nice.

Paws off my treats, witches.

No tricks, just treats.

Bad to the bone.

I'm so cute it's scary.

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rd.Com, Getty Images (2) Halloween captions from quotes

"Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." —Tim Burton

"Double, double toil and trouble." —William Shakespeare

"If you've got it, haunt it." —Rose Pressey

"When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween." —Unknown

"There is something haunting in the light of the moon." —Joseph Conrad

"Some people are born for Halloween." —Stephan Graham Jones

"On Halloween, you get to become anything that you want to be." —Ava Dellaira

"When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers 'tis near Halloween." —Unknown

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore!'" —Edgar Allan Poe

As the spooky holiday nears, you should shop for some Halloween greetings to spread the spooktacular vibes.

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"It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" —Hocus Pocus

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." —Halloween

"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." —Macbeth

Being normal is vastly overrated." —Halloweentown

"Never trust the living." —Beetlejuice

"It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." — Hocus Pocus

"Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any." —Corpse Bride

"You frightened me. Do it again!" — The Addams Family

"Whatever you do, don't fall asleep." —A Nightmare On Elm Street

"There's only 365 days left until next Halloween!" —The Nightmare Before Christmas

"I'm a ghost with the most, babe." — Beetlejuice

"Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" — It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

"I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." — Anne of Green Gables

"I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey." — Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Hi! I'm Chucky. Want to play?" – Child's Play

"Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends." —Hocus Pocus

"I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color." —The Addams Family

"We all go a little mad sometimes." —Psycho

"Viewer beware, you're in for a scare." —Goosebumps

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" —The Wizard of Oz

"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." —Alice in Wonderland

"Be afraid. Be very afraid." —The Fly

"They all float down here." —It

"You're doomed. You're all doomed!" —Friday the 13th

Check out the best Halloween movies that won't just serve as great Halloween Instagram caption inspo, but also will entertain you all October long.

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"It's close to midnight, something evil's lurking from the dark." —Michael Jackson

"Baby, I'm howlin' for you." —The Black Keys

"Very superstitious, writing's on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders 'bout to fall." —Stevie Wonder

"I put a spell on you because you're mine." —Screamin' Jay Hawkins

"Who you gonna call?" —Ray Parker Jr.

"Heads will roll … on the floor." —Yeah Yeah Yeahs

"I'm sweet but I'm psycho" —Ava Max

"Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch." —Judy Garland

"I know if I'm haunting you, you must be haunting me." —Beyoncé

"Freaks come out at night."—Whodini

"It was a graveyard smash!" —Bobby "Boris" Pickett

"I want candy!" —Aaron Carter

Now that you have the perfect Halloween Instagram captions, check out the best Halloween party ideas for a scary good time.

151 Halloween Captions That Are Totally Witchin'

It's hard to believe, but Halloween is just around the corner.

Yep, that means there's no time to waste planning this year's award-winning costume or choosing just the right pumpkin to carve into a jack-o'-lantern.

Of course, there are plenty of other ways to celebrate the spooky season, too, like going on a hayride with the kids or screaming your way through a haunted house.

Whatever Halloween activities you've got on the calendar, you're going to need an ample supply of Halloween captions to post along with all photos of the good fun you're having.

Use a short saying to accompany the scary songs dance party you're attending with your ghouls ... Or, if you've got an especially good couples costume this year, pair it with clever Halloween caption like "Fangs for the memories."

Pick from a variety of cute captions, Halloween puns or slip a line in from one of your favorite scary movies like "The Shining," "Scream" or the horror movie that started them all, "Halloween."

But that's not all: We've also got funny Halloween quotes from "The Addams Family," "Hocus Pocus" and lots of other movies, TV shows, books and songs too.

So, fire up the cauldron, because before you know it, you'll be brewing a post that scares up all the likes.

Short Halloween captions

Broom parking permitted.

Witch way to the party?

Caution: Goblins ahead.

Black cat got your tongue?

I drink my coffee with scream and sugar.

Trick or treat, gimme something good to eat.

Feelin' wicked.

Beware of tech vampires — they byte.

I've got deja boo!

Squad ghouls.

Vampires are fang-tastic!

Witches be witchin'.

You've got hex appeal.

Zombie our guest.

Working the graveyard shift.

Bone-jour!

Take me to your pump-king!

Jack-o'-lantern of all trades.

Spoiling for a fright.

Wishin' for a scarytale ending.

I'm nobody's ghoul.

I put the "boo" in booty.

If you've got it, then haunt it.

Funny Halloween captions

 Where my ghouls at?

Just call me the HalloQueen / PumKing.

I'm the momster and he's dadcula.

Just creeping it real with my boos.

This is my resting witch face.

Just me and my boo crew.

I'm only here for the boo's.

I'm not a ghost, I just appear dead inside.

Straight from my cauldron and into your glass.

Fill up my glass because I feel boo-zy tonight!

This sheet is getting old!

Which wine goes best with M&Ms? Asking for a friend.

Hocus pocus, I wish I could focus.

Excuse me, do you have room service at the Bates Motel?

Just reserved my campsite at Camp Crystal Lake.

Double, double toil and wishes, if my spell worked, you'd be doing the dishes.

Just booked a one-way trip to Pumpkintown.

If the broom fits, fly it!

I'm the queen of Halloween and he's my pumpkin king!

I'm not a vampire, I just sparkle naturally.

Headed out for a breath of fresh scare.

Fangs for the memories!

Let's get down and boogie (monster).

Just creepin' things real!

This is where the magic happens!

I'm changing my address to 1428 Elm Street.

Future bride of Frankenstein.

You say evil like it's a bad thing.

Here's to getting ghosted this Halloween!

Cute Halloween captions

Love at first bite.

Keep calm and scare on.

Have a spook-tacular Halloween!

Sweeter than candy.

You make me feel like I'm the only ghoul in the world.

All boo'd up.

You're the treat to my trick.

I'm the ghostess with the mostess.

I make spooky look cute.

Make no mistake, I'm here for the candy.

This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when you said "costume."

What do you mean? This is my costume.

"Too many Halloween decorations," according to who?

Scary Halloween captions

There's a message for you — it's from the grave.

Don't look under the bed.

I'm your worst nightmare.

Goblins, ghouls and zombies, oh my!

The boogeyman is coming. I gave him your address.

Have a Scary Halloween and Happy Boo Year!

Boo to you!

Halloween captions from movies

"Come out, come out, wherever you are." — Jack Torrance, "The Shining"

"Once upon a time, there was a girl and the girl had a shadow." — Red, "Us"

"What an excellent day for an exorcism." — Demon, "The Exorcist"

"The boy. Is he dead, too?" — Alice Hardy, "Friday the 13th"

"Don't hang up on me." — Ghostface, "Scream"

"Whatever you do … don't fall asleep." — Nancy Thompson, "A Nightmare on Elm Street"

"It's Halloween. Everyone's entitled to one good scare." — Leigh Brackett, "Halloween"

"You're afraid right now, aren't ya?" — Indrid Cold, "The Mothman Prophecies"

"You ever feel prickly things on the back of your neck? — Cole Sear, "The Sixth Sense"

"You'll float down here. We all float down here." — Pennywise, "It"

"And to think, if it weren't for you … I never would've danced at all." -Red "Us"

"Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever … and ever … and ever." — The Grady Twins, "The Shining"

"Good evening, Clarice." — Dr. Hannibal Lecter, "The Silence of the Lambs"

"When I sleep, my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with the devil." — Thomasin, "The Witch"

"It's our time now. Our time up there." — Red, "Us"

"Tasty, tasty, beautiful fear." — Pennywise, "It"

"You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya? — Crazy Ralph, "Friday the 13th"

"One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door." — Children, "A Nightmare on Elm Street"

"You are all my children now." — Freddy Krueger, "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge"

"You look like you've seen a ghost." — Billy Loomis, "Scream"

"Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin." — Jack Torrance, "The Shining"

"The soul remains one, shared by two." — Red, "Us"

"I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks." — Charlie Brown, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"

"Now, sink into the floor." — Missy Armitage, "Get Out"

"I see dead people." — Cole Sear, "The Sixth Sense"

"You noticed them, and they noticed that you noticed them." — Alexander Leek, "The Mothman Prophecies"

"I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom. Without these things, I am nothing." — Candyman, "Candyman"

"I be the witch of the wood." — Thomasin, "The Witch"

"Do you have any vacancies?" — Marion Crane, "Psycho"

"All good things to those who wait." — Dr. Hannibal Lecter, "The Silence of the Lambs"

"Tonight the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world." — Linus, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"

"Here's Johnny!" — Jack Torrance, "The Shining"

"Hey, have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" — Linus, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"

Halloween captions from TV shows

"The circles under your eyes … how lovely you look today!" — Lily Munster, "The Munsters"

"Energy vampires love a good road trip." — Colin Robinson, "What We Do in the Shadows"

"Looks like we've got another mystery on our hands." — Fred, "Scooby-Doo"

"You rang?" — Lurch, "The Addams Family"

"Remember the plague? And how much fun it was? That's this." — The Baron, "What We Do in the Shadows"

"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind." — Rod Serling, "The Twilight Zone"

"Jinkies!" — Velma, "Scooby-Doo"

"That's the signpost up ahead — your next stop, the Twilight Zone." — Rod Serling, "The Twilight Zone"

"I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her." — Barnabas Collins, "Dark Shadows"

"Zoinks! It's the creepy coin collector again!" — Shaggy, "Scooby-Doo"                                    

Halloween captions from song lyrics

"Spooky, scary skeletons / Send shivers down your spine." — Andrew Gold, "Spooky Scary Skeletons"

"Darkness falls across the land / The midnight hour is close at hand." — Michael Jackson, "Thriller"

"Waiting for an invitation to arrive / Goin' to a party where no one's still alive." — Oingo Boingo, "Dead Man's Party"

"The zombies were having fun / The party had just begun." — Bobby "Boris" Pickett, "Monster Mash"

"This is Halloween, this is Halloween / Pumpkins scream in the dead of night." — Danny Elfman, "A Nightmare Before Christmas"

"Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams." — Classics IV, "Spooky"

"I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's / His hair was perfect." — Warren Zevon, "Werewolves of London"

"You'll shake and shudder in surprise / When you hear these zombies shriek." — Andrew Gold, "Spooky Scary Skeletons"

"There's Halloween spooks outside my window!" — Lambert, Hendricks and Ross, "Halloween Spooks"

"Your mind's in disturbia / It's like the darkness is the light" — Rihanna, "Disturbia"

"Psycho killer / Qu'est-ce que c'est?" — Talking Heads, "Psycho Killer"

"There ain't no second chance against the thing with 40 eyes." — Michael Jackson, "Thriller"

"Everybody's comin,' leave your body at the door." — Oingo Boingo, "Dead Man's Party"

"Ride with the moon in the dead of night / Everybody scream, everybody scream!" — Danny Elfman, "A Nightmare Before Christmas"

"Then the door was open and the wind appeared / The candles blew and then disappeared." — Blue Oyster Cult, "Don't Fear the Reaper"

"I'm on the highway to hell." — AC/DC, "Highway to Hell"

"Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you." — Classics IV, "Spooky"

"You've got to pick up every stitch / Oh no, must be the season of the witch." — Donovan, "Season of the Witch"

"I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try." — Michael Jackson, "Thriller"

"Witchy woman / See how high she flies / Witchy woman / She got the moon in her eyes." — Eagles, "Witchy Woman"

"Very superstitious / Nothin' more to say / Very superstitious / The devil's on his way." — Stevie Wonder, "Superstition"

"But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much." — Rockwell, "Somebody's Watching Me"

Halloween captions from books and poems

"Beware, for I am fearless, and therefore powerful." — Mary Shelley, "The Last Man"

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." — William Shakespeare, "The Tempest"

"I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell." — Edgar Allen Poe, "The Tell-Tale Heart"

"Round about the cauldron go; In the poison'd entrails throw." — William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

"It is old, and has many memories, and there are bad dreams for those who sleep unwisely." — Bram Stoker, "Dracula"

"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble." — William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

"I smiled, — for what had I to fear?" — Edgar Allen Poe, "The Tell-Tale Heart"

"Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?" — Mary Shelley, "Frankenstein"

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes." — William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

"Our lives are one masked ball." — Gaston Leroux, "The Phantom of the Opera"

"I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars." — Stephanie Meyer, "Twilight"

"I know of witches who whistle at different pitches, calling things that don't have names." — Helen Oyeyemi, "White is for Witching"

"Do act mysterious. It always keeps them coming back for more." — Carolyn Keene, "Nancy's Mysterious Letter"

"She wants her cup of stars." — Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"

More Halloween fun right this way

These Cute And Funny Birthday Captions Will Really Take The Cake

Woohoo! You made it to another year!

Whether you're celebrating a milestone number or just another trip around the sun, your birthday is a time to celebrate. So call up your best friends, make a playlist filled with feel-good songs, and break out the bubbly, because this day is all about you. Don't forget to snap a few celebratory photos—between bites of birthday cake, of course! You are getting older, after all, and you'll be grateful down the road that you caught some fun moments of your younger years on film—well, digital film, that is.

It's 2023, so the best place to preserve those feel-good memories is on social media—which means you'll need a festive birthday Instagram caption to go along with that snap of you and your cupcakes. Depending on your mood (and, ahem, age), you might want a funny caption, or perhaps even a sweet quote. Luckily, we covered all the bases with this list of the best birthday captions for Instagram. Here are 67 ways to say "Happy Day!" Consider it our gift to you.

Short Birthday Captions for Yourself

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It's my day!

Celebrating 38 trips around the sun.

Today, we celebrate me.

Birthday selfie!

Officially old enough to know better.

Thanks for giving birth to a legend, Mom!

Might not be 30 but I am flirty and thriving!

Hopeful for what this year brings.

Definitely feeling another year wiser.

Happy birthday to yours truly!

It's my birthday! Let's party.

Cute Birthday Instagram Captions

Ronnie Kaufman

Today's the day I can wear this birthday crown!

Move over coffee, today is for Champagne!

It's my personal New Year!

National Me Day

Shhh...I'm making my birthday wish.

I didn't choose this birthday, this birthday chose me.

On this day, a star was born.

Today is my birthday, but I'll take gifts whenever.

Count the memories, not the years.

Hugs, kisses, and birthday wishes.

Here's to another great year!

Age is just a number.

This is the year my dreams will come true.

You glow, birthday girl.

Thanks, Mom!

Keep calm and birthday on.

I'm just happy to be here!

Life's too short to not eat cake.

Live in the present, because life is a gift.

It only took X years to get this awesome.

Still a kid at heart.

Don't count the years—make the years count.

Funny Birthday Instagram Captions

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Would it really be my birthday if I didn't take a selfie?

I'm only 7 in dog years!

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday. (Kidding!)

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show the more you have, the longer you live.

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

Another year older, but definitely not wiser.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Act my age? Maybe next year.

It's my birthday, I can wine if I want to.

I'm just here for the cake.

I'm too young to feel this old.

Old enough to know better, young enough to not care.

The only things getting LIT today are the candles on my cake!

Have a birthday party, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Officially old enough to need a skincare routine.

New age, same me.

Gonna party like it's my birthday...Because it is.

Old enough that I need a filter on this photo.

Birthday Instagram Captions Inspired by Quotes

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"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." — Lucille Ball

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." — William Shakespeare

"Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again." — Eleanor Roosevelt

"Is it your birthday, girl? Cause you're looking like a present." — Lizzo

"The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything." — Oscar Wilde

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened." — Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be." — Lauren Hutton

"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears." — John Lennon

"Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them." — Anna Magnani

"As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." — Norman Wisdom

"Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift." — Aretha Franklin

"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" — Dr. Seuss

"My life is better with every year of living it." — Rachel Maddow

21st Birthday Instagram Captions

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Having a pitcher-perfect birthday.

Cheers and beers to 21 years!

Getting into the birthday spirit.

Want to see my I.D.?

Hit me with your best shot.

R.I.P. To my fake I.D.

There's a thirst time for everything.

21 and having fun.

Drinking may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.

Cheers to pour decisions on my birthday.

Sip happens.

Turning 21 is nothing to wine about.

I have mixed drinks about turning 21.

Finally legal. Proceed with caution.

Let the celebrations be gin.

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